I was friends with Rainbow Brite and we took a boat ride to a large white island house.  We went in to explore but found we lived there.  I put a statue under a lamp shade and waited for Rainbow Brite to come in the room.  When she entered, she was dressed all in pink and her hair was disheveled.  She was not herself anymore.  She was out to get me!

I chased her around the house and shoved her in an ice cooler along with her dog.  I then lit a matched and burned them up.

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