Bathroom Commons Dream
I needed to use the restroom so I entered the first one that I saw. The room was as large as a warehouse with dirt floors and exposed ceiling beams.
I first saw a hand-washing station by the entrance, passed it and looked down an isle that looked like a barn. There were stalls as large as horse stalls and instead of doors there were 4 foot platforms in each.
I chose a “stall” at the corner where there were intersecting walkways. I saw that on the platforms, there were a number of 12 inch diameter holes cut in the board. I looked into one towards the center but it was completely full of excrement. Not being particularly concerned with that I moved on to the hole right at the edge. It seemed reasonable so I climbed on up.

Sitting cross-legged over the hole, I did some business but had a hard time with #2. So I casually sat there as others joined me on neighboring holes. A couple of young, teenage boys sat behind me and we chatted about passerbyers.
Although distracted, I finished all of my business. The boys looked into the hole where I was sitting and said “not bad”. I hopped off of the platform and said, “Thanks for chatting with me while I went”.
I went to the wash station, soaped up my hands, rinsed and walked out.
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