My doctor gave me a shot so that I could go into my bathroom and give birth easily.  There was a bit of pressure but the baby came out right away.  The baby was a boy and he had a human sized nose.

I took the baby to a holiday event to show my family.  They weren’t impressed with it and I was surprised because they didn’t even know I was pregnant.

I asked them why they didn’t seem to be excited and they said that it was only a kitten so that wasn’t that big of a deal.  Looking down in my hands, the baby boy turned into a gray kitten.  I was upset at first but then I liked the idea of having a gray kitten for a child.

After carrying the kitten around for a couple of days, I decided that I would rather have the baby boy back.

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